Author: Jay Silverman
Kung FU
Kung Fu is a 2 player game, but P1 keeps playing until he loses {exactly like 2 player Mario 1}. The basic moves are kick and punch{how immensly creative} with a jumping and ducking variation.

You must kill some morons, little twirps that jump on your head and knife throwers. At the end of each level, you face a boss from the ridiculous {Stick Swinger} to the difficult{Mr. X}

Naturally, any game with the words KUNG FU in it must have 3 basic requirements:

1.you must be able to punch or kick everything that moves
2.you must save the princess from an evil ninja
3.you have to have a lot of Chinese-looking designs in the background

The control is decent with the ever challenging punch and kick. The sound has an annoying theme which quickly gets old. But nobody really cares when dealing with the NES. You play because it's supposed to be fun.

Kung Fu, for being a cliche, is decent. Mr. X is somewhat difficult and 5 boards are a pretty good amount.

Four stars

Check out the clip between boards 2+3 and 4+5. I officially call this "THE MOST USELESS SCENE IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY".

not like anything is perfect

JAY

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Jay's Codes:

Flip this game 50 times in a row and then you can fight the girl at the end.